Back To School Tips (from the Kids)

Here in Walton county we'll be heading back to school on Wednesday, August 10th, so today's family table discussion was about what you should (and shouldn't) do once you're back in school.

Here are some tips the kids would like to share with you:

• Be careful not to accidentally glue your lips together. This could make it difficult to ask your teacher questions.

• Be sure to flatulate in the restroom (as opposed to in class).

• Bring your plesiosaurus to math class. They're good at math.

• Make sure you pack extra lunch for your friends on the football team.

• Rulers are a great self-defense tool against cheaters.

• Computers can be spoken to however please remember they don't talk back...especially in the library (shhhh!).

• Reciting your ABCs in class while burping may not be something your teacher appreciates.

• Yesterday's gym socks should not be today's gym socks.

• Remember that the Lunch Lady doesn't offer do-overs.

• Paper: it's not what's for lunch.

• The stapler should be for paper only.

• Don't draw on your nose. Your teacher might mistake it for a booger.

• Don't lock yourself in your locker.

• Remember that your Ninja needs school supplies, too.

...and last, but not least, a tip from Dad:

• Be sure to get good grades.

Have a great school year, everyone!